Writer's Caffe

DID U KNOW

…that Adolf Hitler had only one testicle???

…that a company, Warner Communications paid $28 million for the copyright to the song ‘Happy Birthday’.

…that former enemies, America and Russia now have a great deal in common – they both lead the world in locking people up.

…that everything is pointless if you think about it hard enough?

…that there are people scared of being buried alive with fucking sharks?

…that a threesome is fun even if you reproduce asexually? Don’t ask me how I know.

…that God kills a kitten whenever someone reads an article on tired internet memes?

…that the original name of Bank of America was Bank of Italy.

…that Julius Caesar, Alexander the Great, and Dostoyevsky were all epileptics (aka brain disorder).

…that Cleopatra married two of her brothers.

…that the American Civil War was actually marked by many instances of uncivil behavior?

…that swallowing your own head can be harmful to your digestive system?

…that if the entire population of earth was reduced to exactly 100 people,50% of the world’s currency would be held by 6 people.

…that 99% of heroin users started out on milk?

…that if you are male and like ballet, you are gay?

…that walking is like running very slowly?

…that journeys with GPS always end badly, if not for you then for the GPS?

…that MySpace is not real life?

…that two wrongs don’t make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane?

…that the average male under 30 thinks about sex on average every 9 seconds and that the average person over 50 thinks about outliving their retirement income on average every 5 seconds?

…that the more you run over a dead cat the flatter it gets?

…that if all the Chinese people in the world jumped at exactly the same time, a whole lot of people would be jumping?

…that Patriotism is the number two cause of battlefield fatalities, surpassed only by improper foot care?

…that if more societies burned environmentalists instead of coal, CO2 emissions could be cut by up to 40%?

…that, following Greenpeace protests, it was made illegal to eat cheese taken from the moon?

…that Jesus can walk on water?

…that your love is my love?

…that it’s probably not the weekend (The chance is 5/7)?

…that Jesus loves you, but everybody else thinks you’re a dick?

…where your children were at 11PM last night?

…that God made children so annoying on purpose so people wouldn’t have too many of them?

…that in 1804, Lewis and Clark set forth across America only to discover… themselves?

…that all the evil people in Star Wars have a British accent?

5 Comments »

  1. Did you know that you’re not very funny?

    Comment by awalkabout — December 10, 2009 @ 6:24 pm | Reply

    • That’s why is a “did u know” page so i can learn it

      Comment by amerkaj — December 10, 2009 @ 8:47 pm | Reply

  2. (ha – ha) did you know you are funny enough to make my day ? 🙂 – and i’ll come again ? (it’s not a threat)

    Comment by χαρη — December 10, 2009 @ 9:37 pm | Reply

    • thanku… i hope anyway u’ll like this when i’ll write about greece… that’s why i started with my country

      Comment by amerkaj — December 10, 2009 @ 10:30 pm | Reply

  3. so, you mean poland or do i guess wrong ?
    anyway, pleased to meet you 😀

    (ofcourse you’re welcome to write about greece as well – and now i’m looking double-forward to it (in fact i thought you already had – and that was where i laughed the most… – see the “goat” for ex. but i’m coming back to read more as i promised!)

    😆

    Comment by χαρη — December 10, 2009 @ 11:16 pm | Reply


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